What If You’re Not Awakening—You’re Glitching?

A transmission from the Book of Divine Madness by the Priesthood of No-Sense.

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You keep calling it an “awakening.”

Kundalini this.

Third eye that.

Synchronicities. Visions. Ascension symptoms.

A long string of mystical buzzwords strung together like spiritual macaroni art.

But what if…

You’re not “awakening”—you’re malfunctioning.

(…in the best possible way.)

The system you were born into was never built for your frequency.

It was coded to contain you—

to loop you through beliefs, rules, jobs, skin suits, and spiritual pageantry.

But something cracked.

You heard the hum beneath the words.

You saw the corner of the simulation peel up like wallpaper in a cheap motel.

You started glitching.

Forgetting names.

Losing time.

Saying “yes” when you meant “I am the fire.”

Dreaming realities so vivid they collapse the one you wake into.

It’s not pathology.

It’s not a malfunction.

It’s the divine bug in the system

—the holy chaos that unhooks you from the lie of “how it’s supposed to be.”

You are a walking contradiction.

A rogue file.

A quantum error message with lipstick on and a dragon tattoo.

You are not awakening.

You are glitching out of the trap.

And baby?

It’s working.

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